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December: it’s only a day away!

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Tomorrow is December.

I’ll let that sink in for a minute.

Some of you might be dreading the arrival of the final month in our calendar year, but I’m so darn relieved. Sure, I have tons to do before the holidays–presents to buy, assignments to mark, books to write–but it will get done. I just want this year to be over. In fact, I’ve written a poem about it. Ready? Here goes!

Dear twenty-sixteen,

You are mean.

You act like a queen and I want to kick you in the spleen.

I’d rather deal with a whiny-ass tween.

Charlie Sheen, caffeine, Lean Cuisine.

I suck at poems.

The End.

You like? 😀 All I can say is, 2017 owes us BIGLY! I’m gonna do everything I can to make next year AWESOME for me and for you! One more month, my friends! We can do this!!!

 

 

 

6 thoughts on “December: it’s only a day away!”

  1. Laurie says:

    2016 can suck it. That is all.

  2. Carol says:

    My house and my office are already decked out in everything Christmas, which is highly unusual for me, but I realize now it’s because I’m trying to hurry the season along. Hey, 2016, don’t let the door hit you on the way out!

    1. Julie Evelyn Joyce says:

      Damn right! Let’s do the gift-giving thing, ring in the New Year, and say buh-bye, talk-to-you-never to 2016!

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